Here's a Chicago Bears Strip Club Story You Never Knew You Wanted

Look. We all know that a fair number of athletes aren't milk-drinking boy scouts. They're grown men who enjoy dabbling in the "adult" life. That can mean anything from parties to even the infamous strip clubs. One can imagine there are more than a few Chicago Bears strip club stories out there. To this point none have been shared because guys have been reluctant to reveal that side of themselves.

Easy to understand.

However, former cornerback D.J. Moore is not one of them. He's always been a unique personality and he proved that with his latest contribution to the #StoryTimeWithEarl segments. Rather than offer a straight football story like last time, he decided to dabble in the seedier side of being a pro athlete. Unless it wasn't already implied, Moore was a frequenter of strip clubs back in the day.

Most of the time he tended to go by himself. Then he decided one time to bring a rookie along in an effort to help them get used to the freer life being a professional. No doubt the poor man had no idea what was coming.

This Chicago Bears strip club story got dark fast

Moore has a strategy when he attends a club. He seeks out a woman of the more free-spirited type. Mostly because they're great for conversations. While talking to one such lady, he caught sight of a room labeled "VIP." When he asked what that was for, she simply smiled and hinted special activities that could not be discussed openly.

That was enough for Moore.

"I introduced her to the young rookie and told her to take him back to VIP for a dance. He seemed reluctant at first, but her soft smile convinced him he would be okay. He disappeared in the mysterious hallway, and I returned to my last couple sips of Sprite. He returned 15 minutes later with a smile of a man who had discovered gold.

Before I could say anything, he started telling me everything she had done to him. I was surprised at what he was telling me. Do not get me wrong, I have seen this type of behavior in strip clubs. I truly didn’t expect it from this establishment. Everything just looked on the up and up.

During his excitement of telling me the details, his face dropped. This expression puzzled me due to the fact he was so excited about what had transpired. I asked him what was wrong. He said, “Damn, I did not use protection.” I made a joke about a famous basketball player living with HIV to make light of the situation. Nothing I could say would calm him down, his head was spinning."

Moore ended up taking him to the hospital the next day and paid for every STD test there was. The rookie was clean as a whistle. Though he ended up not hanging around Moore that much afterwards.