After Endorsing The Bulls' Response To His Jaw Being Cremated, Nikola Mirotic Probably Won't Be Answering Adam Silver's Texts Either

I know everyone is tired of hearing about this. Believe me, I am too, so I'll keep this short. I wish I could defer to the Bulls to handle reporting about this nonsense until cotton candy jaw is inevitably outta here-- but alas, such is the life of a sports writer. It appears the NBA has a living breathing commissioner after all, because Adam Silver has finally commented on Nikola Mirotic getting Rudy Tomjanoviched.

In other Bulls news, the Spurs shellacked the Bulls to the tune of 133-94. So we got that goin' for us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBWcRqPesws