About three weeks ago Kris Bryant made a joke about St. Louis being a boring city and ever since then Cardinals players have been extremely mad online, in real life and on the radio. The latest is pitcher Miles Mikolas, who at first says it's fun and good for the rivalry, which yeah, this is funny, but then goes on and of course has to defend St. Louis and makes some proclamation about chasing down the Cubs.
By the way, you know the offseason is dead when three weeks later this is still being talked about.
YOU CALLED THE CITY I PLAY 81 GAMES IN BORING? NOW WE REALLY WANT TO BEAT YOU!!!! https://www.sportsmockery.com/2019/01/kris-bryant-pokes-fun-at-st-louis-and-cardinals-twitter-implodes/ https://www.sportsmockery.com/2019/01/yadier-molina-just-called-kris-bryant-a-stupid-player/ https://www.sportsmockery.com/2019/01/new-cubs-player-daniel-descalso-joins-the-fun-also-trolls-the-cardinals/ https://www.sportsmockery.com/2019/01/st-louis-radio-host-wants-the-cardinals-to-hit-kris-bryant/ Finally, I fucked up the wording on Twitter, but *clears throat* so about that Super Bowl, you can take St. Louis out of the Rams, but you can't take away the boring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HChzRB8h6LU I'll be here all week.
