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Chicago Cubs Have the Perfect Replacement If Dansby Swanson's Ass Doesn't Heal Soon | Sports Mockery

Chicago Cubs Have the Perfect Replacement If Dansby Swanson's Ass Doesn't Heal Soon

Aldo Soto·

April 29, 2026·3 min read·1.3K

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With a journalism degree from Eastern Illinois University and a decade of Cubs reporting, my work has appeared on 670 The Score, ESPN 1000, and the Pinwheels and Ivy Podcast. I cover Cubs news and analysis for Sports Mockery, including roster moves, game breakdowns, and prospect development.

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