Willson Contreras With The Best Autograph Of All Time

During Day 2 of the Chicago Cubs convention, Willson Contreras brought the house down with the story of the short conversation he had with Jon Lester when the lefty picked off Tommy Pham in 2017. You'll remember that highlight being more hilarious because of the St. Louis Cardinals announcers.

perfectly written, perfectly timed, perfectly executed. the best comedy sketch of the year pic.twitter.com/9YWuuPd4bR

— Double Birds (@2xBirds) June 3, 2017

Here's what Contreras told Lester.

The highlight of #CubsCon belongs to Willson Contreras. (Profanity) pic.twitter.com/othabHhQNY

— Kevin Marchina (@kg_holler) January 13, 2018

A good laugh had by all, but Willson wasn't done. Here's how he signed a fan's bat later on.

Goddamnit, Willson Contreras is awesome.