Team names in fantasy football are often fantastic. At least they can be. The sometimes goofy, sometimes clever team names people come up with are always good for a chuckle. These team names run the gamut from the cute (Diggs in a blanket) to the played out (LeSean of the Dead).
Not all team names are clever, of course. Some people can't be bothered with team names. You will often find these people on Yahoo with names like Frank's Fantastic Team or Harry's Happy Team. Other people are just grumpy sad sacks that wouldn't get a pun if one walked up and kicked 'em right in the Balzac. For example, I'm in a new league this year with a guy called Jon, and his team name is F@$k This League (with the first word spelled in the more traditional fashion). I don't know this Jon, but I can surmise that he is an unpleasant chap and I look forward to clowning him all year.
What follows is a list of some of the best team names for 2018 that I have come across thus far. Have a few really good or genuinely terrible team names of your own? Drop them in the comments section.
Fournetteflix and Chill
Serial Miller
The Mixon Administration
Pokemoncreif Go!
Quarterback From Wentz You Came.
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Saquonstitutional Convention (This one is for my history nerds)
Luck Speaks Ebronics
Kerryon My Wayward Son (This one is already getting a little washed)
Trubiscuits and Gravy
Three Blind Guice (Be even better next year...)
Hey Darnold!
Mayfield Of Dreams
Federal Stafford Loans (For the college crowd)
Garrappoll-oh-no-you-didn't
Ocho Cinco's Jersey Fee (Read This if you're confused right now)
Jimmy G's Porn Star GF (This is a little on the nose)
Jimmy G Works The JUGS (A slightly better version...?)
A Penny For Your Thoughts
THE BEST OF THE BEST
Bortal Kombat
Fournetteflix and Chill
Serial Miller
The Mixon Administration
Pokemoncreif Go!
Quarterback From Wentz You Came.
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Saquonstitutional Convention (This one is for my history nerds)
Luck Speaks Ebronics
Kerryon My Wayward Son (This one is already getting a little washed)
Trubiscuits and Gravy
Three Blind Guice (Be even better next year...)
Hey Darnold!
Mayfield Of Dreams
Federal Stafford Loans (For the college crowd)
Garrappoll-oh-no-you-didn't
Ocho Cinco's Jersey Fee (Read This if you're confused right now)
Jimmy G's Porn Star GF (This is a little on the nose)
Jimmy G Works The JUGS (A slightly better version...?)
A Penny For Your Thoughts
THE WORST OF THE WORST
Simply typing this Ram's inspired abomination makes me feel vile. If you are one of the people who use this as your team name, well, reconsider your life choices: 2Gurleys 1KuppLAST BUT NOT LEAST
If you somehow end up with both DeVante Parker and Dion Lewis on your team this year, please, for the love of all that is right and holy in this world, use this as your team name: Parker Lewis Can't Lose
