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For twenty years, DaBearsBlog was one of the most highly trafficked independent blogs on the whole of the NFL digital landscape. DBB writes about the Chicago Bears, sure, but no one else does so using haikus, limericks, short plays, etc. In May of 2025, DBB joined the Sports Mockery team and is looking forward to a long, fruitful partnership.
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Three Final Thoughts for Bears at Lions
When a team loses their opening game, a pall sets over the fanbase. "Will they ever," the throngs moan, "will they ever win a football game?" With the amount of anticipation many felt heading into this season, the season opener was a massive letdown for Bears fans. Will they recover in Detroit?...
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Thoughts on Week 1 of the NFL Season (and Final Thoughts on Bears v. Vikings Tomorrow Night)
(1) Not sure I understand the outrage over Jalen Carter spitting on Dak. When you draft Jalen Carter, that’s what you get. Many great players, especially in the NFL, have been terrible human beings. Andy Reid, Howie Roseman, Bill Parcells? Don’t care. Do you? (2) I took some hits on Twitter for...
We Believe.
Ask any of my friends what I would do were I to be named the Dictator of Planet Earth and you'll be met with an exhausted, almost droning response: "He would end the internet." Despite DaBearsBlog, a brand I have proudly grown for two decades, being an utter impossibility without it, the internet...
Jeff H(aiku)ghes: DBB's Final 2025 Prediction - Season Record
I had locked in ten. Before the months of summer. And ten it remains.
Jeff H(aiku)ghes: DBB's Final 2025 Prediction - Offense
Johnson and Williams, and four thousand passing yards. Offense in top half.
Jeff H(aiku)ghes: DBB's Final 2025 Prediction - Defense
Solid unit, with elite coordination. Pass rush does them in.
