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God’s honest truth, had there not been two, reeking-of-shit junkies passed out where I was currently standing just hours prior, I would have gotten down on all fours and kissed the ground I stood upon the precise moment I caught wind of Corey Crawford’s imminent return to the Blackhawks. Not...
It appears Mitch Trubisky has his number one target for 2018. According to NFL insider Adam Schefter, the Bears will sign free agent wideout Allen Robinson when free agency opens on Wednesday. https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/973444603897679874?s=21...
There's an overwhelming abundance of things I despise about this horrible, terrible, deplorable, dirty, rotten, no-good, put-you-to-sleep-quicker-than-Nyquil Blackhawks team. But the thing that brings my piss to a boil more-so than anything else is this season's gruesome beheading of the euphoria...
Earlier today the Chicago Blackhawks placed goaltender Jeff Glass on waivers, meaning the netminder is likely to spend the twilight weeks of what should have been a fairytale season in Rockford – the place where his unlikely carousel of a season met its beginning. While it’d take the most buoyant...
Having dropped 4 of their past 5 contests and now trailing the Colorado Avalanche by 7 points for the final Wild Card spot in the Western Conference playoff hunt, it's a apparent the once-luxurious Blackhawks ship is sinking with the haste of a torpedoed ocean liner carrying 1,000 more people than...
Stan Bowman can be described as many things: Cunning, clever, ambitious, ruthless; Hell, even sometimes needlessly reckless. But if there's two things Stan Bowman certainly is not, it's predictable or boring. It's almost as if the crafty Blackhawks General Manager anticipates the calm before...
Like the mythical Phoenix, I hath risen from the ashes of self-imposed exile to once again calm the prevailing winds of stupidity and hyperbole stinking up the city. At the moment, the Chicago Blackhawks are as mediocre as a professional sports team can get. Even the most tunnel-visioned Blackhawks...
The responsible thing for me to do right now is to lead this off with a friendly disclaimer to curb your excitement on what to expect from the Blackhawks when the free agent floodgates open tomorrow at noon eastern time. Basically, because whatever does transpire, will pale in comparison to the...
I feel pretty confident declaring, at least at this point in time, if the Blackhawks were indeed able to find a viable trade partner for Brent Seabrook, they wouldn't hesitate for even microsecond to emancipate themselves from the regressing defenseman's albatross and monumentally troublesome...
I honestly can't remember the last time something as harmless and well-meaning as a simple farewell elicited so many emotions from me all at once. Former Blackhawk and current Carolina Hurricanes starting netminder Scott Darling took to The Player's Tribune to issue a formal goodbye to his beloved...
While the fan in me remains bitter the Blackhawks were eliminated in the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs for a second consecutive year (mostly financially bitter - since my job indeed mandates I cover the Blackhawks and that's kind of hard to consistently do when they're not playing), the...
Stan Bowman's purge continues. This time it was not a firing or release, but a trade that will send the rights to Scott Darling to the Carolina Hurricanes for a 2017 third round pick. Darling, a 28-year old Lemont native, spent 4 seasons with the Blackhawks organization. He was to hit restricted...
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